SST “I’m totally gay for Eva Mendes” Edition. <3
This would be my song, if someone would just take me out, give me alcohol and save me from my slipper booties and men’s boxer shorts.
Ok I’m going to go watch Gossip Girl now.
GPOYW Take 2 edition.
Subtitled “Ok now I really need some friends. And an activity for Wednesday nights because my mom fell asleep on the couch watching the evening news and I’ve been left to my own devices all of which are the reflections of a sad, lonely person.”
(Yes I’m still trying on clothes but I’ve moved on from Britney. If you are interested.)
Ok so I am currently playing dress up.
Yes, I am trying on all my clothes in various combinations while listening to Britney Spears.
Don’t worry. This is totally normal.
I even made Rocky Road and no one wants to hang out with me.
Something is very, very wrong if I can’t even bribe people to be my friend with dessert.
GPOYW ok so now what? edition. It’s my day off. And my friend Mike won’t answer his stupid phone. My friend Jordyn is at work. My friend Ashley hasn’t given me her number yet. etc etc. So what do you suggest I do, hmmm?
Happy Birthday, Ron!
I’m not going to make any frog jokes, or send you pictures of flies, or insinuate that you are amphibian-like in any way.
Just have a toadally awesome day, ok?
So I made Rocky Road bars for my little brother's orchestra bake sale...
And apparently everyone is asking for the recipe. This must be what it’s like to be a soccer mom.
This is me.
I have fair skin and cheekbones like razor blades. I talk too much and have no internal filter. I’m loud, stubborn, and curse like a sailor. I laugh too loud and too often at inappropriate times.
I’m not changing for you…or for anyone for that matter..
Take a good look. The girl you thought you knew is gone.
Wicked! Let’s be friends.
I'm stuck on the last one.
1. Eat candy
2. Eat dinner.
3. Eat more candy.
4. Check Tumblr.
5. Eat some more candy.
6. Post photo of self after eating too much candy to Tumblr.
7. Hide candy from self in preparation for a candy-free day tomorrow.
8. Think of something else to do that does not involve candy or Tumblr.
